In the beginning, a modern reworking!

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This is another article from local writer Dirk van Gaard. Click here to read his last work ‘Nobism‘. If you would like to contribute to Writers Corner then please email info@llanellitown.com.

And thou it took God 6 days to maketh thou universe and on the 7th he had a rest.

However, if they Lord had just set up a limited company in the name of thine son, whereby he, being named an executive director could ensure that the ‘board’ voted thy Lords way.

And then subcontracting thy work out to the said company which is based not in thy God’s own palace but Luxembourg obviously.

And then also placing the said labour under minimum hour contracts and threatening dismissal should thy labour contact the minimum wage authorities, then the Lord God would thus:

1) Be able to hire thine cheapest labour, and many, but still saveth thine cost!

2) Finish thy universe after 3 days, triggering thine bonuses from the paying company (of which thy Lord God is a named director)

3) Not worry too much about thy service level agreement for remedial or following on work as thy tender went to cheapest company, of which thine Lord God is a named director.

4) Be able to transfer all profits to Luxembourg under some legal internal transfer of costs and have a rest on the 4th to 7th days because thy meek have inherited the earth. To finish obviously!

What’s the moral?

Man was made in God’s image. This could mean that God made it even easier for rich people to get to hell. Perhaps now you’d like to check the small print of that offshore high savings account?


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