One day Dave, (the village idiot), goes into a chemist shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a large whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist, and says “Could you taste this for me, please?”
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.
“Does that taste sweet to you?” says Dave.
“No, not at all,” says the chemist.
“Oh that’s a relief,” says Dave. “The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar
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