The Best of Rate My Plate This Week

I’ve recently stumbled across a Facebook page that fills me with endless mirth, brightening up what would have otherwise been a pretty dismal week. It’s called ‘Rate My Plate’, and it consists of photographs people have sent in of their meals. They range from tasty looking roast dinners to horrendous abominations that look like something from the nightmares of H.R. Giger and I thought it would be fun to showcase some of my favorites from the past week, including some colorful comments on the photos which are often just as hilarious as the food itself!

Nachos by Marcel

Darren Huckerby said: When i woke up it was a beautiful day. But not now.

Ryan Paterson stated: If I’m going to spew I usually do it in the back garden or a toilet, never on a plate

Classic Scrambled Egg on Toast by Tim R

Joy Lock said  ‘I’ll assume you showed the bread to a lightbulb and just mixed the eggs in your mouth’

Dan Coopey provided some helpful instructions, with ‘Step 1: wave bread about in the sun for 5 seconds
Step 2: Break eggs and place on the radiator for a minute
Step 3: Place lukewarm egg concoction on bread
Step 4: Contract salmonella and vomit uncontrollably for a few days’

Homemade Meatloaf by Louise M

‘I will do anything for love but I absolutely will not eat that.’ – Lucy Spurge 

‘The smoke alarm isn’t a timer Louise 🙄🙄’ – Liam Duncan

Lunch of the Day by Anthony J

‘Wotsit supposed to be’ – Wayne O’Shea

‘Hasn’t got time to eat it after spending his entire lunch break **king about with wotsits’-  Paul TP Farrar

The Facebook page can be found here at: https://www.facebook.com/RateMyPlateNow/