This Survey Reveals the Celebrities Brits Want Running Their Homes

Faster than a toddler on a sugar rush, stronger than the lid on a jam jar, and able to juggle a million tasks in a single bound—she’s not just a mum, she’s SuperMum! Mother’s Day is a time to celebrate the superwomen who keep households running like well-oiled machines—but what if they could take the day off?

Now, imagine an alternate universe where celebrities step in to handle the chaos of everyday life. Thanks to the latest survey by online bingo site, Heart Bingo, we now know exactly who mum would pick to take over their household duties…

The Great Celebrity Mum Takeover Begins…

Mary Berry’s Household: A World of Pastry Perfection (35.03%)

In this alternate timeline, Mary Berry is in charge, and suddenly, the house smells of freshly baked Victoria sponges and perfectly crisp scones.

No more burnt toast or questionable microwave meals—just homemade pies, buttery biscuits, and a polite but firm “that’s a bit underbaked, darling” when the kids attempt to make breakfast.

Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmare… Without the Shouting? (22.11%)

For those daring enough to let Gordon Ramsay run their household—good luck!

The fridge is now stocked with Michelin-star-worthy ingredients, but the pressure is on. Overcooked pasta? “ABSOLUTE DISASTER.” Messy countertops? “THIS IS A CRIME SCENE.”

However, since 22% of Brits only want Gordon “if he doesn’t shout”, this alternate reality version of Ramsay has been reprogrammed into a Zen-like chef—offering only constructive feedback and the occasional sarcastic eyebrow raise.

David Attenborough Narrates Your Household (18.71%)

If Sir David Attenborough were in charge, your home would become an oasis of calm.

Picture this: soothing nature documentary-style narration as you move through your day.

“And here, we see the mother… gracefully sipping her tea before being ambushed by a small child demanding snacks.”

No tantrums, no stress—just the serene sounds of David Attenborough describing your family’s every move like they’re rare and fascinating creatures.

Idris Elba—The Ultimate “Just Because” Choice (15.31%)

Some choices don’t need explanation. A significant portion of Brits (15%) have spoken: they just want Idris Elba in their home.

What would he do? No one’s sure. But does it matter? Absolutely not.

We have already come this far let’s take it all the way and see If Mother’s Day was a TV reality show, what would it be called? According to the survey, Brits already have their dream lineup:

Keeping Up with the Mums (24.83%) – A dramatic, heartwarming look at the real MVPs of family life. Expect school-run meltdowns and never-ending WhatsApp group chats.

The Great Mother’s Day Bake-Off (23.13%) – Featuring intense cake decorating showdowns and judgmental eyebrow raises when store-bought sponge is spotted.

Strictly Mother’s Day (17.69%) – Where mums finally get their moment in the spotlight, sequins and all. Bonus points for teaching their kids how to waltz.

Come Dine With Mum (20.41%) – Each night, a different mum cooks, while the others rate her ability to juggle dinner, homework, and bedtime meltdowns.

Britain’s Next Top Mum (13.95%) – Where mums battle it out, but instead of catwalks, it’s about who can change a duvet cover in under 30 seconds.

If celebrity home takeovers and Mum-based reality TV were real, Mother’s Day might be relaxing.

Until then, let’s raise a glass to all the real-life mums holding it together without Mary Berry’s baking skills, David Attenborough’s soothing narration, or Idris Elba just… being Idris Elba.